Privacy Policy

Your privacy is our greatest priority, mostly because knowing your secrets is part of our business model, and we don't like to share.

Data Collection

We do not use trackers, cookies (the digital kind), or third-party analytics. If you contact us, we store your alias and secure contact point in an encrypted vault. We do not sell your data to anyone, as they probably couldn't afford it anyway.

Discretion

All shenanigans are strictly confidential. We do not disclose the names of our patrons, even under duress (unless that duress is part of a pre-planned shenanigan).

Rights

You have the right to be forgotten. Once a project is archived, you can request total deletion of all associated records. We will comply, and then we'll forget we ever met you.