Terms of Mischief

By using this site or engaging our services, you agree to the following terms. Failure to comply may result in a very high-end prank being played upon you.

Engagement

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who is "too boring" or lacks a sufficient sense of irony.

Liability

While we take every precaution to ensure our shenanigans are harmless, we are not responsible for any existential crises, fits of laughter, or social awkwardness that may result from our work.

The "No Snitch" Clause

If you talk about the shenanigans, you are no longer eligible for the elite tier. First rule of Shenanigans: You don't talk about the Shenanigans (unless it's to a potential new high-net-worth client, in which case, talk away).